I refuse to leave this planet without joining the Mile High Club. From what I hear, apart from the awkwardness of doing it in an airplane lavatory, the entrance exam is quite fun. Need some motivation to join? These photos will make sure the your special is primed and ready for action next time you're miles above the earth. The only snake on that plane will be the one in your pa-nts...
Should I also wear a helmet? Things are definitely going to get kinky on this flight.
Guess I won't be using my seat-cushion as a floating device...