You've been in this moment before: you're standing at a bar and this super hot chick walks in. She's got everything going for her: the body, the eyes, the legs, even her walk is sexy. You sit there drinking your whiskey coke, trying to drink up the nerve to go over and talk to her. Time isn't on your side; every horny dude is looking at her, trying to come up with the perfect pickup line. Strap on a pair and follow this foolproof system to approaching the girl of your (nascent) dreams.
1. Order her a drink.
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It may be the oldest trick in the book, but there's a reason this move has withstood the test of time; it works! Most guys will order her some fruity drink, assuming she'll want a Cosmo or something along those lines. This is your chance to set yourself apart from the pack: order her a drink you'd order. In fact, order a refill of your whiskey coke, or whatever you're drinking, and order her the same. Make sure the whiskey, or whatever the liquor, is top-shelf. A girl this hot certainly doesn't deserve trashy alcohol.
2. Walk over.
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Again, this may seem obvious, but SO MANY GUYS skip this step. They order a drink and then wait for her to make a move. Look at it this way: ordering the drink is only half a move. To actually make a legitimate move, you need to walk over to her as she's receiving her drink. Don't let the bartender be the one to point you out. Be a man and take responsibility for the gesture!
3. Introduce yourself and immediately tell a lame joke.
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A lame joke?! Are you kidding?! Nope. Here's how it works: after you introduce yourself, tell her a corny joke. She knows it's lame. But while most guys just try and move on from it, you will call out the awkwardness. Apologize for making the joke; appear vulnerable. Suddenly, you're not just some guy hitting on her, but rather, you're the guy who's willing to make a blunder and then be honest about it. Confidence isn't sexy unless it's mixed with vulnerability. In your first few moments with her, you've been bold enough to order her an off-the-beaten-path drink and vulnerable enough to admit the lameness of your joke. All of a sudden, you're looking way more interesting than all the other fools trying to put on a false bravado.
4. Ask her questions.
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After breaking the ice by making a mistake (a planned mistake, but she doesn't have to know that), continue the natural flow of conversation with some questions. Don't do the lame questions like "If you could have lunch with anyone living or dead, who would it be?" Those guys are total scrubs (does that reference still work?!) and are total lady-boner-killers. Ask about current events (steer clear of politics), what her work is like, how she ended up in this town, etc.
5. Offer to buy her a second drink.
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This is your opportunity to comment on not knowing what she liked before and just going with your favorite drink. She could laugh and think that's sweet, but what you're actually doing is discovering her drink-of-choice. File this under "IMPORTANT INFORMATION" in your memory. If you get another chance with her, you know what to order.
6. Ask for her number.
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DO NOT ASK IF SHE WANTS TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE! You'll come off like a thirsty dog, desperate and annoying. By asking for her number, you're implying that you actually like the person underneath the hot skin, and would care to see her again. She may offer to go home with you, and then the ball's in your court, but don't be the douche who's just in it for the fast hookup. You've already made it this far; see where it leads for once!